Actor/ Comedian / SInger /Toilet cleaner...

 To Whom It May (or May Not) either way, this is site, is not like other sites... It's THE BOMB 🧨

✒️ Untalented—sorry, Highly Talented Comrade Agents, movie directors, and anyone who might pretend to give a damn

 

🕶️The handsome man standing on the opposite side of your right—yes, that’s right, not your right but your left, genius—is the next disastrous artistic sensation. His name? So weird, it’s impossible to forget or forgive: Tadzio. Not taxi, not toxic, okay? But call him Tad.

🌪️ I’m just a man with a dream—like many others—trying to do what I love and make a living from it. I love to be funny, to act, to sing. And while I’m not alone in facing the harsh realities of this path, I’m willing to walk the extra mile to make it happen.

But it’s not just about me. I want to help other indies—other artists—find their way too. I know it sounds clichéd, but I mean it. I believe in the power of art to connect, to heal, to inspire. If I can turn my passion into something tangible, something that sustains me, then I can help others grow too. That’s the dream. Not just mine—ours.

Straight to the Point: (Kickin' butts 👢 to (‿‿))

🎭What I Offer:

I’m the villain who sparks a love/hate obsession. The bully, the anti-hero, the creepy antagonist, the agent of chaos… Call it what you will—I own it unapologetically.

🔥My Vision:

I’ve built squadrons of misfits from scratch—each one more unhinged, unpredictable, and volatile than the last.
So think about this, Jack or Jen or François or Maria: together, we challenge norms, distort expectations, and unleash a brand of madness that’s both hilarious and haunting. And yes, we make money doing it. Why not?

🎯What is the point:

Every hero needs a villain worth remembering. Not just a foil—but a force. I aim to be that force: funny, creepy, evil, nerdy, mean, magnetic, terrifying, irresistible. Let’s cut to the chase: people LOVE villains. And they deserve the best bad guy to make the hero shine.

How it is done:

  • I create villains from scratch or adapt to yours. I write and memorize the villains lines and I embodie them, making it more credible for the viewers.

  • My villains adapt to any projects. If you like one of them, we can collaborate but with the only condition that I embody the villain.

What will happen next:

💥 Eureka!!! This is the guy we’ve been looking for! whether it’s for your show, your movie, or to unclog your septic system. (we all start somewhere...) he’s the spark Hollywood didn’t know it needed. A humble force of nature chasing an extremely remote dream—and somehow making you believe in it too. (Please someone tell this dude to play the lottery...better chances there)

His videos? Shot on a shoestring budget. But they burst with raw, unseen, unheard talent. No filters. No polish. Just pure creative fire, itching to do what he came into this world to do. Watch them at your own risk. You'll be surprised because he has no acting training whatsoever still he thinks he is a super star...

Thanks for making it this far ---

Tad

 It’s about time you stumbled onto this glorious piece of digital crap. How are you? Your family? Your cat “Whiskers”? Your dog “Nuddles”?

All good? Well… who cares! It's about me, not you...

DIAMOND MANE PRODUCTION & ENTERTAINMENT

  • Founded during the COVID-19 pandemic in Norway, this independent sole proprietorship is a creative force built on resilience, humor, and raw artistic drive.

    Tadzio González Mane (Tad GM)—the founder, scriptwriter, singer-songwriter, actor, and comedian—leads the company with a hands-on, genre-fluid approach to entertainment.

    The company specializes in comedy, music, and content creation, with a focus on multilingual, emotionally resonant storytelling across Spanish, English, and French.

    🎯 Immediate Goal:

    To develop and fund high-impact entertainment projects that blend theatricality, musicality, and originality.

    🌱 Long-Term Vision:

    To grow into a collaborative hub—providing opportunities for emerging creators, directors, musicians, and performers. A space where bold ideas meet sustainable careers.

PRESENTING ONE OF MY MOST BELOVED BULLIES: RAMÓN AGENT UU7 with a LICENSE TO DRILL

🎬 Project Ramón: Agent UU7 with a License to Drill, A politically absurd spy parody with Latin flair!!!

Meet Ramón: a delusional, flamboyant Cuban-Soviet spy who believes he’s the communist answer to James Bond.

Codename: Agent UU7. Permission: License to Drill.

He’s on a quest to:

  • Topple the British Monarchy and replace it with a mojito-fueled Communist-Marxist-nonsense utopia.

  • Eliminate Bond, Moneypenny, Felix Leiter… and Jack Black (don’t ask)

  • “Comunize” the U.S. teaching them how to pray their last three Ave Maria in salsa and merengue rythms, and bs rethoric.

  • Liberate de Western free democracies like Iran, Taliban and North Korea from worshiping wall-street.

  • And do what Britain never dared: obliterate France once and for all.

🧨 If you don’t believe my project is “da bomb”…Check the reviews from the media outlets I’ve diligently blackmailed:

“Think Austin Powers meets The Death of Stalin—with a dash of Havana heat.”

C.N.N. (Central Neurotic Network)

“Ramón isn’t just a spy. He’s a revolutionary salsa dancer with a vendetta against capitalism, monarchy, and proper dental hygiene.”

C.B.S. (Comrade Broadcasting Syndicate)

“A delirious cocktail of Cold War nostalgia, revolutionary delusion, and Havana swagger.”

New York Proletariat.

🎬 Adapting “Ramón, Agent UU7 — License: To Drill” for the Entertainment World

A Satirical Franchise Ready for Stage, Screen, and Beyond or the next James Bond villain...

“Ramón, Agent UU7 — License: To Drill” is more than a character—it’s a fully developed satirical brand with cross-platform potential. Built from scratch, this project blends Cold War absurdity, Latin flair, and political parody into a unique entertainment experience.

🧠 What I’ve Created So Far:
  • Original scripts featuring Ramón’s delusional missions and flamboyant persona.

  • Songs and dances that fuse revolutionary themes with Cuban rhythm and theatrical comedy.

  • Distinct wardrobe and props, including Ramón’s signature red velvet trench coat and oversized drill.

  • A strong comedic voice: witty, sarcastic, soaked in black humor, with political innuendo that reflects the absurdities of our modern world.

  • A flexible performance style that can adapt to theatre, television, film, or digital media.

🎯 What I’m Proposing

I’m seeking collaborators, agents, or producers to help develop Ramón into a full-fledged entertainment property. Here’s how it can be done:

🎥 Film or Series:
  • Genre: Spy parody, political satire, musical comedy.

  • Format: Feature film or episodic series (live-action or animated)

  • Pilot concept: Ramón attempts to “comunize” the U.K. by sabotaging Buckingham Palace with salsa dancers and propaganda leaflet.s

  • Visual style: Retro Cold War aesthetics meets Havana kitsch—bold, colorful, and surreal.

🎭 Theatrical Performance
  • Structure: A satirical musical or revue in three acts.

  • Audience interaction: Ramón breaks the fourth wall, delivers fake news updates, and distributes “revolutionary” leaflets.

  • Minimalist staging: Focus on character, costume, and choreography with projected backdrops and stylized props.

📱 Digital Expansion
  • Mock news segments from the Central Neurotic Network (C.N.N.)

  • Social media shorts featuring Ramón’s commentary on global events.

  • Animated teasers or web series episodes for platforms like YouTube or TikTok.

P.S. To the James Bond franchise:
I used copyrighted visual material from your iconic universe purely for artistic and satirical purposes to illustrate my independent project. I acknowledge this use and sincerely apologize. Please don’t sue one of your biggest fans—I built this myth out of admiration, not infringement.

💌 Why This Project Stands Out
  • Multilingual appeal: Ramón speaks French, Spanish, English, and nonsense fluently.

  • Cultural crossover: Satire that resonates across borders and ideologies.

  • Distinct voice: A fresh alternative to formulaic comedy—bold, theatrical, and politically absurd.

  • Ready-to-go assets: Scripts, songs, character design, and concept art already in developmentnt.

Now, let's get serious, no more jokes:

  1. Target Audience & Market Positioning: Ramón appeals to fans of satirical comedy, political parody, and character-driven storytelling. It’s designed for audiences who enjoy irreverent humor, theatrical flair, and bold commentary—think fans of Sacha Baron Cohen, Taika Waititi, or Armando Iannucci.

  2. Comparable Titles: Comparable projects include: Austin Powers, The Death of Stalin, Jojo Rabbit, and The Dictator. Ramón offers a fresh Latin twist on this genre.

  3. Development Status: Currently in development: pilot script, character bible, musical numbers, and concept art. Ready for workshop, table read, or short film adaptation.

  4. Call to Action: I’m seeking representation, production partners, or collaborators who want to bring bold, satirical storytelling to life. Let’s drill into something unforgettable

Imagine a man who makes people laugh and dance at the same time. A man who started from zero—completely invisible—and turned himself into a comedic reference. Not through fame, but through flair and hard work. Not through privilege, but through passion.

This is the essence of Ramón, Agent UU7 — License: To Drill: A character born from nothing, built with satire, rhythm, and revolutionary nonsense.

Thank you very much for your attention.

Final Thoughts
This project stays flexible. I adapt when needed, but I never compromise its essence. I welcome collaboration with producers, directors, and screenwriters to enhance the comic delivery, sharpen the pacing, and refine the tone. I remain fully open to adjusting or removing scenes that might feel too offensive or misaligned with the audience. I know how demanding and competitive the entertainment industry is—and I treat that as fuel. It’s important for me to improve every single day. I walk the extra mile. I rewrite, rehearse, and reimagine until the work sings. With the right support, I’ll deliver a bold, unforgettable experience that blends satire, music, and mythic storytelling at the highest level.

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🎶Last Three Ave Maria (short version) / Music & Lyrics: Tadzio Gonzalez Mane. Singing: Tad As Freakin'T.

(Freakin'T is the alter Ego of singer Tad, a separate comedic project, but we can just re-do this song, and reclaim it as Ramón's song as proposed in the project.

In Last Three Ave Maria, Ramón obsesses over James Bond. He plots Bond’s demise in the most unusual, theatrical ways—red harpoons, red spoons, and dumping him in Loch Ness Lagoon. He crazily insists Bond secretly loves his mambo and fears his rhythm. I wrote and performed the original song under my comedic alter ego Freakin’T. I now reclaim it as Ramón’s anthem.

I own the full rights to Last Three Ave Maria, so I can reshape it freely to match Ramón’s character and narrative arc. With the right funding, I will produce the track at a top-notch level—complete with a full salsa orchestra, as proposed in the demo above. This isn’t just a parody song; it’s a theatrical weapon. The arrangement will amplify Ramón’s rhythmically deranged persona, blending musical excellence with satirical fire.

Other Comedy Bullies

🪠 El Cleano, the fastest plunger stomper in the South-West

Meet Encarnación de Jesús—“Enca”
A middle-aged handyman from Latin America, living undocumented in the U.S. He dreams of being accepted by the laws and the society that overlook him. By day, he works in a massive firm in the South-West of an American big city.
By night, he becomes El Cleano, the Plunger Stomper ; a sort-of vigilante with righteous fury and a Gargamel-style haircut: partially bald, fully unhinged.

Fed up with how CEOs treat regular workers, he tracks down the bosses and stomps their arsesOops, sorry. Wishful thinking… I mean faces. All in the name of justice, clogged dignity, and the working class.

He doesn’t flush problems. He plunges through them. He bleaches CEO consciences. He’s the hero of the underdog—hated and loved at the same time.

Some nights, he’s more vulnerable.
When not stomping his enemies, he takes long, warm showers and sings—awfully—love-struck, helpless songs.
Most of them are about his secret crush: one of the lady bosses at his daytime job.
She’s powerful, distant, and probably unaware that her name echoes through the plumbing in off-key ballads of longing and bleach.

A cursed man becomes a mischievous elf, doomed to protect kids from bullies—by any means necessary. Nordic magic meets playground justice in a chaotic redemption tale.

Once a shy, bullied man, he snapped and committed a terrible act. The ancient spirits didn’t forgive—they transformed him. Now reincarnated as Flicker, a glitter-wielding elf with a vendetta against cruelty, he’s bound to defend the innocent with chaotic flair.

But Flicker isn’t your typical guardian. He’s unpredictable, sarcastic, and occasionally rude to those who summon him. Here's as little teaser of one of his rough scripts:

Flicker bursts out of the flame, smoke swirling around him;
I can’t believe this crap… I was summoned by a child? A child as pale as uncooked chicken (the child is Albino)

The kid, arms crossed, squinting at Flicker like he’s a broken toy:
“What is this? I asked for a real Celtic elf—not some weird Temu version with a dodgy accent. Are you even British? You sound like a GPS having a panic attack. And your breath? It smells like burnt soup and regret.”

Flicker’s eyes flash red. He growls. Smoke curls around his shoulders like bad decisions. Then he looks up at the ceiling.
“…Yes. Yes, you twat—I mean, my lovely, beautiful, radiant, oh Lord of the Lords, divine sparkle of eternal judgment… I must repent.”

He turns to the child, eyes still glowing:
“Listen, you stupid kid—I don’t have time for this. Why did you even summon me? I can’t fix your pale complexion, I’m not a dermatologist. I’m a demon, not a tone

The twist is obvious! I have an accent, and it mocks those creatures with perfect posh accent. So it's a parody, satire and mockery, with dark humor.

🍀 Flicker, the Scamp Elf
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More bullies await in the Portfolio section!

When I am not acting, I am singing

Honestly, I don’t know what I love more—acting or singing.
When I sing, I feel like I enter a different realm. I connect to something deep, though I couldn’t tell you exactly what that something is.

I love to compose, write, and perform songs in Spanish, English, and French—diving into genres like pop, reggae, reggaetón, groove, funk, soul, merengue, salsa, and more.

I’ve written over 20 songs—some serious, some comedic—and you can hear a few of them through the links below.They’re in Spanish, English, and French, reflecting the way I connect with different audiences and cultures. I dream of performing live someday. Right now, I haven’t had the funds to fully produce these tracks, but the vision is clear. With your support, we can turn these songs into hits—and build something sustainable, meaningful, and profitable.

So, let's sing together!!!

She's Like Fuego/ 2022

Broken Heart/ 2022

El Cobarde Orgulloso/ 2025

Heart of Quartz/ 2025

Last Three Ave Maria/ 2025

A Latino Average Joe /2025

COMEDIC SINGING

TAD GM in 2022/ El TAD from 2025 -